Hello, welcome to The Sobblog.
Little does the internet know that in my spare time I am uproariously funny, a master of needlework, and a a kick-ass goalie.
All introductory blog posts are a little lame, and this one has been done for me by my friend Steven. So really, that means that I, Steven, am writing to Steven while pretending to not be Steven.
I'm sorry for making my friend's first post so much more lame than it should be.
I now relenquish control for something much more enjoyable.